10 Crazy Things You Don't Know About Me

 1. I eat a lot but still not fat lol
2. I don't cream but still remain handsome lol
3. I love ladies a lot but i'm still single lol
4. I hardly eat good food in friend's house but only request for garri lol
5. Every time i meet ladies on first date, i stare at their boobs most times lol
6. I Snorrrrrrrre when i'm tired, and sleep-talk lol
7. I can't slice a cock for consumption so i shiver when i'm forced to do it lol
8. I don't wear boxers when i'm on black jeans lol
9. I talk to myself whenever i'm busy, confused and depressed lol
10.I hate "EBA" but can't stop eating it whenever mum cooks lol
These are for those people trying to know something about me, for long...Hope you enjoy reading lol...