1. If the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone
VIA Naijamayor
2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.
3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.
4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.
5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.
7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.
9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.
10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.
11. If you are an MAN U fan.
12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you slap a military man.
14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.
15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.
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